I got home this afternoon, and ambled into the bathroom where my beloved husband was in the shower.
“It’s OK, love, I’m not watching, you don’t need to sing the little “I’m washing my bollocks” tune.”
“It’s the theme from Super Mario World, world 1, stage 1, on the super Nintendo.”
“.. er, if you say so, but you sing it to yourself every time you wash your bits.”
There was silence.
“I do?”
“Yes, love. It’s your little bollock-washing jingle. Didn’t you know?”
“I had NO IDEA.“